What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Jebron Lames.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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