- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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