Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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