- Anti Joke

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.