- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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