- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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