Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

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