- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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