Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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