I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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PENIS lol

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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like if your cool

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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