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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

whats white and sticky? a white stick

im @ work, LOL.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Anti Joke

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