What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Mahmy

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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