- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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