- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

your mom is so stupid she got raped

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What? Huh?

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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