- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What comes after 23? 24.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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