An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are flowers.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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