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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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