-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A lot eh?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

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