- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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