jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Donald Trump

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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