- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

i found waldo.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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