Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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