- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Y u do dis?

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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