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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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