How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Women's rights.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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