- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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