Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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what goes boo a sock

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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A guy at a baseball game....

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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how man

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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