why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is 9+10? 19

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

whats green and slimy? green slim

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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