a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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