- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I like touching my boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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