My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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