- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

dyslexic's Untie

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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