- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A man walked into a bar owch

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Justin with a hat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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