A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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