- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Morning wood.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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