- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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