anal seepage

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How about that airline food?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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