How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Andoni was here

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

#Hanging Degus

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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