Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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