- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Andoni was here

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

my penis

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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