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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock Knock. Doors open

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