- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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