- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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