- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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