- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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