- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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