Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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- Helen Keller

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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