A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Niall Horan

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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