Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your life

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

WILLY

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Justin Bieber

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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