- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

girls basketball

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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