Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Im gay What about you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

batman farted so hes retarded

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...