- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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