whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's half of 8? o

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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im not food

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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