Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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