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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Robin, get in the car, please.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Ross.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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