How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

mexicans fishing

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

This is not funny.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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