Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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