- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Men's rights

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

whats white and sticky glue

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock Knock Who's there

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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