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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Cripples are lame.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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