- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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