Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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