whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

women's rights.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

... Chan chan

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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