- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A man did not like this site

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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