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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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