Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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aodhan hearty

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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