- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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