What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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