- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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