why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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